‘Twas the night before Christmas and at Kingsey Road, not a creature was stirring except for a toad..!
Reading RFC the foe they wouldn’t be slacking, the Wildboys intended to send them home packing
Captain George assembled his Wildboys with cheer, in what was to be their last game of the year
Ralph, Kosh and GW made up the front row, backed up by Bradburn and Tom White in tow
Hopey welcomed back due to heal of his bones, joined on the flank by Williams and Jones
Dan Coulon at scrumhalf was strong as a bear, Bomber given a rest as he was on daddy day care
Bob Nichols at fly half pulling the strings, Jeffers and Hackshaw out wide on the wings
Squidward and Strathdee the centre attack, Max Wood away so Downsy at fullback
Pipkin, Grizz and Totsy would look to add skill, from the subs bench alongside Mr Wild Bill
The Wildboys were bullish dressed in thier new stash and kicked off the game with the quick of a flash
With the wind on their backs and a joke and a laugh, the Wildboys set up camp inside Readings half
Phases were built and out of nowhere on the sly, Dan ‘DC’ Coulon ran in the first try
The backs began to throw the passes out wide, Jeffers thought he’d scored but alas was denied
Big Sammy Jones did what he does best, crashing over for a score giving Reading defence a good test
The next went to Downsy through the opposition like a ghost, Hackshaw then running a score in under the posts
DC bagged another conversions went a miss, but the Wildboys were playing with their normal wild bliss
The halftime whistle went, the Wildboys 29-0 in front, up stepped GW to keep his men in the hunt
He drew in deep breath and was ready to preach, the Wildboys all quiet and ready for his speech
“Now Pipkin” “Now Grizza” “Now Totsy” “go live the dream”, “Now Toadface - go and play for their team”...
And so Wildbill on his gracious return was gifted to the enemy, when will he learn?
The second half quickly got underway, the Wildboys not kicking and opting to Joue...
Strathdee got on the scoresheet never looking in trouble, Downsy then bagged another for his double
Some slick hands saw Squidward put into space, he ran in for the try displaying his pace
Thereafter Bob Nichols was given the pill, the only man in his way was a certain Wildbill
But Bob kept away as Wildbill was smelly and around him Bob went with his bowl full of jelly
Reading regrouped and kept the ball tight, attempting the maul with all of their might
Every man went in ‘oh what a to do’, but for all of their efforts Reading couldn’t break through
In the end they had to settle for three, their kicking adding some points off of the tee
The Wildboys added two more scores to their yield, the better was by DC who ran the length of the field
Until the final whistle both teams fought well, the Wildboys 63-3 winners with a story to tell
Man of the Match went to DC, his cheeky chap smile fills the Wildboys with glee
Mare on this occasion went to Toadface Bill whore, who threw up his dirty pint all over the floor
And that was only the beginning of all of the fun, the Wildboys sat proud at the top of BBO1
Captain George White gave a wave and a whistle and toasted his Wildboys at the down of a thistle
And they heard him proclaim as he went out of sight, “Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight”

Gossip girl xoxo

Man of the Match: Dan Coulon
Mare of the Match: Will Taylor
Tries: D.Coulon(3), S.Jones, M.Bradburn, G.Hackshaw, T.Strathdee, J.Down, J.Abbott, R.Nichols, A.N.Other
Conv: C.Jeffcock(2), R.Nichols(1)