"C'mon lads, I got the last round!"

"£4 million should do it for next year!"

"You want me to put my head where?"

"Can you send me a claim form?"

"Cheques in the post"

"The weather forecast was for sun"

"So exactly when is the bloody pizza arriving…?"

"Look Joe, I've told your dad he can't have his brolly back until he behaves"

"Name the sponsor"

"Look, I'm the Captain and I want to play No 6"

"Next one leaves the Town Hall in ten minutes ref"

"Now Darren, the big hand is on the nine, and the little hand is near the three, so it is quarter to three, not eight o'clock."

"Right you kneel down behind him and I push him over"

What's that hanging
from your nose Mr Matthews?

"Not now Mum I'm busy"

"A pony on Chinnor to win"